Abridged Update

Eftersom min kära vän Gilligan har så otroligt tråkigt, kommer här ett försök till att roa henne x)

DAGENS ABRIDGED:
två väldigt långa (Y)

Sasuke: "Hmm, I see your plan. Go big black...line..."
Naruto: *whispering* "(?) shuriken, the shadow windmill."
Sasuke: "What he said! Huaaah!"
Zabuza: "Ha! You missed!"
Naruto: "I wasn't aiming to hit you. I was aiming to get thrown behind you and throw a shuriken so you would let go of sensei!"
Kakashi: "In that case, why wouldn't you just lend(?) behind him, jump on his back and stab him point blank?"
Naruto: "Hey, who was the one who was stuck in the wonderball for two weeks?"
Kakashi: "Ah, touché!"
Iruka: "Get your own damn lines Kakashi!"
Kakashi: "Iruka, will you get the hell out of my episode!"
Naruto: "Want me to have a flashback of what just happened 13 seconds ago?"
Everyone: "NOO!"
Naruto: "Oooh.."
Zabuza: "Water dragon no jutsu!"
Kakashi: "Water dragon no jutsu!"
Zabuza: "I summon thee!"
Kakashi: "I summon thee!"
Zabuza: OK, stop it!"
Kakashi: "OK, stop it!"
Zabuza: "STOP IT!"
Kakashi: "STOP IT!"
Zabuza: "I'm gay!"
Kakashi: "Good for you!"
Zabuza: "Hmmphf.."



Zabuza: "Super waterfall no... Ooh! A spinning eye..."
Kakashi: "Super waterfall attack!"
Zabuza: "NO! He knew of my only two weaknesses. Hermaphrodites and spinning eyes. NOOOOOOO!"
Kakashi: "I believe I just roled a critical!"
Zabuza: "What about my saving throw?"
Random Voice: "REJECTED!"
Naruto: "Oh my god, you killed Zabuza!"
Sasuke: "You bastard!"
Kakshi: "Who are you, and why did you kill Zabuza?"
Haku: "They call me Haku!"
Naruto: "So that's not you real name?"
Haku: "No, it is."
Naruto: "Then why did you say, they call me Haku?"
Haku: "Because it's my name."
Naruto: "Oh, okay, you really wanted to make that clear!"
Haku: "What do you mean? I think..."
Zabuza: *groaning*
Kakashi: "Did Zabuza just groan?"
Haku: "What groan?"
Zabuza: *groaning*
Kakashi: "That one!"
Haku: "Uhm, look over there!"
Kakashi: "What are you...? Hey a tree!"
Naruto: "Well, I think that's the last time we'll see Zabuza!"
Old Guy: "You're all retarded!"
Naruto: "What did you say old man?"
Old Guy: "Uhm, I said you're all retar..."
*Naruto punching the old guy*
Sakura: "Uhm, aren't we supposed to protect him?"
Sasuke: "Do you really care?"
Sakura: "No, not really!"