fredag 13 november 2009

I think I've killed a duck..

Friday, which means:
FRIDAY COZINESS!
(and English, as you will notice)

So, have we done anything sensible today?
- Not really, no..

Have we studied today?
- Not really, no..

What have we done then?
- Killing ducks, convinced Jenny that we should go to London and, (read and be astonished), had a sex strike!

DON'T WE JUST LOVE FRIDAYS?

English class.. We hade role plays, which means we acted out a scene from the book "About a Boy".
Our group, chose the famous "Duck-killing-scene" which then followed by "Suicidal-mother-scene"

"THAT'S NOT A SANDWICH, THAT'S A BLOODY FRENCH LOAF. NO WONDER IT KEELED OVER. THAT WOULD HAVE KILLED ME."

After that, we, as I mentioned, convinced Jenny that we should go to London. The answer was:
"Well, if you find some place we can stay..."
(Please notice the dots, as we're not completely sure about her response to the whole thing, but still)

Lunch, kebab..or dead rats.. I'm not really sure you see.

After that, Swedish class. We noticed that so far, we've never had a lesson with Bengt without him bringing up something sex-related..
But we like him anyway.

Today, we read something called "The Sex Strike" in groups, out loud.. I shall take an example:

Kinesisas:
Och Afrodites sakrament, kärleksritualen,
som du försummat hela denna tid? Kom hem!

Myrrine:
Nej, aldrig - försåvitt ni inte slutar kriga
och börjar fredsförhandlingar.

Kinesisas:
Låt gå för det,
om det är det du vill.

Myrrine:
Låt gå för det? Nåväl -
jag kommer . Nu är jag bunden av min ed.

Kinesisas:

Du kan väl ligga lite med mig under tiden?

Myrrine:
O nej! - Jag nekar inte att jag älskar dig...

Kinesias:
Du älskar mig Myrrine? Kom och ligg med mig!

Myrrine:
Vad menar du, din stolle? När vårt barn är här?

Kinesias:
Nej, det förstås. (Till slaven) Hej, Manes! Ta och bär'en
hem.
Så där ja, nu är ungen inte mer till hinders.
Nå, lägg dig ner.

Myrrine:

Var går det an att göra sånt,
din tok?

Kinesias:
Ja - var? Har inte Pan en grotta här?

You get the point. Then imagine me as Kinesias and Emmy as Myrrine. We laughed our asses off as Bengt just sighed and walked away. Lovely indeed!


So, what else have I done today?
Nothing really.. I went to the lovely store called LIDL.
BOOOOOORN TO BE SHEEEEEEEP!
Yeah.. right..

I've watched P!NK's last concert for the second time in two days and I'm planning on watching it again soon. I've also noticed that her lates concert is out on DVD. It made me scream of joy, just like a small school girl.
I HAVE TO GET IT oO

Besides, I found a new song.. God it's good!!!!!!





Now I shall take my leave and make some food, maybe tidy my room and study a bit. We'll see ^^
Ciao ciao!

4 kommentarer:

Emmy sa...

You stole my fucking rubrik. 0.0 We do love fridays. Too bad fridays are only once a week. I feel London's getting closer and closer.

elleneriksson sa...

Jag har läst upp sketchen med Kinesias och Myrrine för hela klassen tillsammans med en kille. Skrattade som en jävla häst! XD

Vince sa...

I DECLARE FRIDAY AS THE GREATEST DAY OF THE WEEK!

London Calling.. ^^

Vince sa...

Den borde ha varningstext:
FRAMKALLAR SKRATT XD
Underbara, perversa greker ^^